Gentlemen...She does exist.

I stumbled across this post. I thought they had all disappeared. Alas, they are still in existance!
Reality meets fantasy

Forgive my foray into my hormonal erotic side. I sometimes like to play there. It does the body good.

Maybe it will relieve the tension in my back!

L4 L5 and T3's

So my back is out. T3's are making everything feel a little better. They give me the illusion of movement by masking most of the pain. I don't like walking around crooked. It makes me look silly. While I enjoy being the centre of attention in most cases, this is not one of those times.

My level of coherence has greatly diminished over the last few minutes as the T3's kick in. It is kind of fun. The train in my brain keeps leaving the station, then does a quick U-turn and comes back because it forgot where it was going. Conversations with me right now should be interesting.

It is 95% positive that I am having a baby girl. Elayne Illa. I don't know how it can happen, but just by knowing what she looks like, and seeing her move on the 3D ultrasound there is an instantaneous moment where you realize that even prior to birth, this little girl is bathed in unconditional love. I already know that at this moment I would die for her. She is already my little Princess.

24 medals. not a bad haul. I need more coffee. I think people should be nicer to eachother. I dreamt I got shot in the neck at a gas station last night. It was not fun.

Oh. Maybe I should show you my little girl. You can see her little nose, and big forehead. The umbillical cord gets in the way a little, but she is still pretty cute. (You do not have to agree. I think I say she is cute because I fell in love with her yesterday. She might actually be ugly, but I now understand how parents don't register that)

Anyways....I am going to pester people now. I need to do something to get through my day!

The trip....

The trip started off poorly. I am sitting here still with a back that is completely OUT. It is currently "S" shaped, and the pelvis is tilted forward. I am in excruciating pain however, I sucked it up as best I could, and went on my little away time.

The lady of my life had a good time. She went to the spa, we went into the pool and hot tub.....ok I mostly went into the hot tub to ease the insane back pain. It helped.

Anyone coming into Vancouver really needs to stay at the RiverRock Resort and Casino. It is very nice. We had some GREAT food, and the rooms are quite nice.

Did I mention my back is out? The pain can be blinding really. By blinding, I mean, make you cry, white light, Jesus take me now kind of pain. I have been down the road of back pain before. It isnt fun, all you can do is wait. I would post a pic of what I look like, but with the "S" shape, and the tilt, it makes me look REALLY fat, and it is rather unflattering. I have actually felt my self esteem go down several points in the last few days.

So...I didn't even gamble. I really wanted to hit the craps table, if only briefy. It was packed. So I didnt gamble.

I have a new Bloggirlfriend. I tell you, I don't know much about her personally, but even my First Lady likes my Bloggirlfriend. She is the best! I think my self esteem points were just recovered!

I am off to try to play some poker with the boys tonight. I am all hopped up on Robaxacet and soon I will add some Guinness to that. It should make for a nice time. Wish me luck. I will need it being wasted on Back pills and beer!

ooooh last thing....you see those ads? The ones from McDonalds? Bastards....I HAVE to go get a couple of double cheeseburgers now. WHY DO THEY TAUNT ME!!!!!

Secrets

I love them, when I have them. I hate them when someone else has them.


So the significant other in my life will be asked to pack a bag for one night. She is to include a bathing suit as well in her overnight bag. She is to be prepared for 1 night away from the home.

She will at the end of it all enjoy herself, and we will have a wonderful time. I think sometimes it is important to spend a little quality time away, if in fact you aren't really "away".

She will read this tomorrow, and then begin to ask questions about where we are going, and what we are doing.

I AM NOT TELLING YOU! DONT ASK! JUST PACK THE DAMN BAG!

Oh...take it with you to work on Thursday, or take thursday off as well if. It's up to you.


For the rest of you, I will let you know the fun we had when we return. Don't worry it will be g-rated fun. She has me, so she doesn't put out anymore.

TD wants to contact me by phone to discuss my issue. Psssh....pacify me they think?

Rogers blew me off, and not in the sexy way either. Hence why I hate them.

Canada won, but I won't get my hopes up. Seattle dashed my hopes already this year. I am pretty sure the Canadians will too.

Being Tuesday, I think maybe I should go to Boston Pizza for Pasta Tuesdays.

What do you think?

Some bloggers rawk. Yeah you. You know who you are ;) AHEM!

I already ranted....

So who really needs a blog? I learned today, that I don't NEED a blog to rant. I ranted right at the cause of my rant.

I ranted at TD Canadatrust for their 1-800 girl offering her critique of my investment strategy. I really don't need someone who does not have their IFIC or CFP designation or anything of consequence to tell me how to invest.

I ranted at Rogers for having their employees show up at my door at 9pm, and then have the gaul to prevent me from closing my door on them. I think they should be made aware, that if someone is believing that the Rogers guy is trying to make a forced entry, that reasonable force is allowed to be used to defend that property. Since there were two people at the door, and it was dark, and they were at my house....I do believe lethal force would have been acceptable, provided I could meet the merits of the use of force contiuum.

I have a bit of a headache today. Not nearly as bad as the Blogstalk Chick.

Now on a Olympic hockey note. Canada won gold. I couldn't help but notice that the American women were a damn fine looking hockey team. Spectacular really......

Please Stephen Harper. Please call a byelection in Emersons riding so we can watch the embarassment begin early. I am going to LOVE watching you squirm.

I know that there are only a few of you reading this. So I will allow you to interject your thoughts on what you want me to post. I am open to lots of things. Actually, I am simply open. Be careful what you ask, or you just may find out.

Oh. I am starting a business soon. Once it is up and running, I will unabashedly promote it here. I apologize now, but a man has to do what a man has to do.

Lastly....I bet on the Czech Republic to beat our men tomorrow. Sorry. I feel bad, but the Canadians just don't seem to recognize the fact that the net is in the middle of the ice, and staying on the boards is a really silly place to be all the time.


Bird flu is coming. IT is going to kill 142 million people. I think it a good time to invest in the funeral homes. Yes it is disturbing, and somewhat evil, but one hell of a money making machine.

Ciao my babies!

Happy Hallmark Holiday!

Today is brought to you by Hallmark Greeting Cards, and the makers of other fine ceramic doodlydads.


I shall peer deep inside myself, and allow those that wish to peek at what lay beneath do so simultaneously.....ok maybe not simultaneously, as you cant read what I am typing, but via the blog and on the same general day or week or month, it is a virtual simultaneous moment. With leeway for breaks and such.


Today my head was spinning a million miles an hour, no cohesive thoughts, just many little snippets of this that and the other thing. Everything moving in unison, yet in no particular order. I could not make rhyme or reason of the thoughts or lack thereof in my head. My day went by fast and furious. I have no idea if this was a good day, a bad day, or one of indifference. I lacked the self awareness to even comprehend my surroundings. It was an odd day.

Sometimes I wonder if we are at all even here, and by here, I don't know what I mean. It is the whole silly thought that perhaps we are dreaming, and it is so real, yet not at all. Who is to say that I am not about to wake up and be in grade 6 getting ready to go to Mr. McCafferty's class again. Who is to say that I am not going to wake up beside my first wife, and think WOW maybe she isn't cheating on me and it is all a dream. (God I hope that isnt the case, I kind of like not being with her!) Perhaps I will wake up and be 75 with grandchildren nestled in my lap and I have the remote control for the tv under me. Who knows, but when you have a day like today, it makes you wonder if it was real at all.

I have created a time machine. Well...not created it physically, but created it within my mind. It has become apparent to me, contrary to the science world, that it is much easier to go back in time, then it is to go forward. Too many variables going forward, the past is what it is.....they disagree. Go figure. I have a graph drawn up....it shows it all. Why doesn't it make sense to others?

I think my government job might be giving me too much time to think.

I am going to question the universe tomorrow. Make it answer some tough questions. If she gives me any lip, I am gonna smack her back to the big bang, and tell her who is boss.

Talk to you later!

Insert extreme profanity here!

Nothing like having a weekend ruined by two complete frigging morons.

I had to wait around my house all day Saturday, missing out on my best friend's spouses b-day because I was supposed to have dinner guests that night. Dinner guests that had been invited for quite some time, so I could not change my plans and go to this b-day function. So all day Saturday there was cooking, and cleaning, and tidying, and making the place pretty, and we called them a few times during the day, with no response, but clearly, you dont just not show up when you know you are supposed to be somewhere for dinner. Anyhow, messages were left, and we awaited....and then we waited....and then we waited some more. Ooooh guess what, nobody shows up. So I luckily had increased the food capacity minimally and invited over my sister and her boyfriend, in the OFF CHANCE they completely jammed on us, at least the evening would be a total loss. . Luckily my sister at least showed up with her b/f and we ate the meal.

Is it wrong for me to be pissed about this incident? I mean sure, perhaps they had better things to do, I know I sure did. However at least I had the deceny to make a meal, can you imagine if I just change my mind went to the b-day thing, and they had showed up? Not nice at all.

Anyhow I am pissed, so being pissed, I am going to talk about Stephen Harper....


Stephen Harper is a two faced maniacal fool. Don't get me wrong, it isnt that I am against the Conservatives entirely, as I could be swayed to vote for them if Peter McKay was the leader, it is just that Stephen Harper is the embodiment of ignorance. He still believes that most Canadians wish to oppress minorities. He somehow has found a group of people to hang out with, that feels it is ok to judge Gays, people of color, and those that dont share his beliefs.

Last time I checked, if you count out the groups he is alienating, we are the majority. It is sad to say but there are a few people who think it is acceptable to discriminate against gays because they are not gay themselves. It is funnier to know that half of those people are women. Women who were once discriminated against. It again comes back to the fact that people are so ignorant as to assume that discrimination is fair as long as it isn't them. When we discriminate against our minorities, we discriminate against our society as a whole. We step backwards into a social quagmire that I certainly don't want to be a part of. Stephen Harper has no heart. Look at the man. Did you see the great photo-op when he took his kids to school the day after winning a minority govt? He shook his kids hands! Can you believe that? That is the man leading our country. His pre-adolescent children get dropped off at school with a cold handshake.

Stephen Harper has no agenda for Canada, he only preached a message of change from the Liberal way of thinking. In his first day of office, Harper bribed a member to cross the floor. Isn't this what he screamed about for days on end when Belinda Stronnock left his party? Double Standard. Then he appoints an unelected member into his caucus, appoints him to the senate, and tells everyone to stuff it. First off, he preached ELECTORAL SENATE. First appointment to the senate is day 1. LIAR. Secondly, it is insane that someone handling a Ministerial position is not in the house to answer questions. He will be free from the other political parties questioning and will answer to nobody. Another nice shot for democracy, and accountability. Stephen Harper preached accountability and ethics. Now he has proven he has none. Would someone please stand up, and show Mr.Harper the door, so that Peter McKay can lead this party. Someone with a shred of decency, and some form of leadership needs to be in command. It is just a rant of mine sure, and those that believe in Conservatism and all its hatred can go on and hate me as well, but when you become the minority that is being singled out, please go fuck yourself, because I told you it was going to happen.

End Comm.

Bloggurgitation

Oh Jebus....it is happening again, I feel as though I need to puke on my blog....so here comes some more off the wall shit in no particular order, with all spelling and grammatical errors left as they are, because I am going to type this fast, and hope I dont miss a thing.......

Stepehen Harper you are a two faced backstabbing no good piece of shit that just proved you are as ethical as you are human. Please note that Stephen looks, and acts a hell of a lot like a ro bot, so that is sarcasm, please do not explain to me that he is human, it will just devalue my rant.

I am getting old, I actually turned off my satellite radio in outrage the other day. Some dumb bitch was going on about the godhatesgays.com webpage, and it infuriated me. For someone to hide behind the veil of religion and to spew such hate makes me wonder why my all powerful supreme being doesnt just make mincemeat of her in some sort of freakish electrical storm.

Opie and Anthony.....you make me giggle. I am going to spread the virus, and I suggest you make me rich while I do it. Ron and Fez....you guys are pretty damn funny yourselves....

The Olympics start today....I know, I dont care either, I just saw something about them on the tv today. Wake me up if Canada is in the gold medal hockey game. Aside from that, maybe I will watch the aerials or something.

Why is it so hard for the religious right of the world to admit they are wrong. Why is it so hard for them to look past their "faith" and examine the basis of that faith? Why don't they ever open their mind the other possibilities, and expand their relationship with god? Why would an all knowing, all powerful being want to be surrounded by those that simply follow blindly? Would that being not prefer someone who believes but is kicking and screaming the whole way, questioning every detail to its minutia in an effort to fully understand? Oh wait, I know....it is all about getting your money, not actually spreading the word of your higher being. My bad.

Catholics suck. I know that is a gross blanket statement, but to refuse to acknowledge that condoms save lives, and that birth control is a NECESSITY, makes me angry. You will protect your pedophilic little bastard priests, but you wont protect the women of your faith. Think what you want, but God is not happy with you Mr. Pope. My God wants you to love and protect all, not just those people you deem worthy.

Holy cripes! What is with the Muslims now? Sure, I would be outraged too, but at some point you just have to realize that ignorance is not an acceptable reason for killing. They may have insulted your prophet, or simply just yourself, but you just killed, and burned, and destroyed a piece of society. There is not a religion in the world that condones murder and destruction, in any name.

Why can we not just all get along? I think my new church is the answer....The 7th Day Adventurists. We are gonna go bungee jumping, and skydiving on sundays. That should get us closer to god, and at times, we may even get to meet the big guy if we make an error.

Love is not the answer, hate is not the solution. War only creates more war, and the distances that are between us are only as small as the unspoken thoughts in our minds. IF we were to get passed the preconceived notions of what we believe, and instead ask the questions to ensure that we have the knowledge, we would all be living in a better world.

Oh, I know, fuck you. Yeah...FUCK YOU. I am so sick of the ignorant people in this world. So I say FUCK YOU! Sometimes you just cant find the love for everyone, and those are the ones that maybe should perish. Sure, it is a double standard, but since I am the one who is trying to set the standard I make the rules dammit.

I am going to the boat show now. I won't buy a boat, but I will dream about it. Sometimes it is fun to have a date with your dad, even if you are 32.

Its cold, I dont like chocolate as much as I used to, occasional oral sex would be nice, I like salad, the canucks piss me off, I think everyone should own a sattelite radio, I hope this new business takes off, I hate my job, I dont sleep anymore, I am pretty sure that someone is conspiring against me, I think we are closer to a nuclear incident then most want to accept, I want to go back to vegas, I love texas holdem, babies are fucking scary, I have started to swear again, I have less patience then before, I want the Nissan Versa, mmmmmmm bacon, I just want to nap, why dont people understand that uranium is the next big stock play, ok maybe ethanol, but one of them guys, I love stocks, sometimes I think I just need to get drunk for fun for old times sake, I would like new golf clubs, Have you ever been walking down a street, and thought how different your life will be if you turn left instead of going straight, and if you ended up turning left to find out, do you wonder what would have happened if you went straight? What if it is all pre-determined, and it is all inconsequential? What a waste when we find out we are nothing in the grand scheme of things. We are but a dot within a cosmos that we do not even comprehend. The vastness of the space that surrounds us we cannot even wrap our little heads around. We still think Africa is far away, when there are planets and stars that are so far away we cannot reach them in a single life time.....bah....once day we die, and it goes black, or we have infinite knowledge. I guess either way, you have the infinite knowledge....it was all for this, or all for nothing.

I am issuing a strong buy on YHOO right now.

Bye.

SuperBore XL

I watched the game.....Refs ruined what could have been a great game. I think it could have been a lot more exciting had the refs not wanted to see themselves get a little extra airtime.

Anyhow enough of that.


I have to work tomorrow....now most of you work Mondays, but I don't normally. I have to go in because my boss put me "in charge". That means shit all actually. It simply means that if anything is to go wrong, I have to put out the fire. Nothing ever does go wrong, except for the last few days I have been in charge. Fire after fire, and I have to put it out. I should note that an actual fire also happened, but someone else put that out. Fire department came and everything, but that is a different story. Anyhow, I am busting my ass and I realized that I am not going to get paid any more money for the job I am doing right now, and I am not going to get any of the recognition I deserve for putting out those fires. Instead I will get a....a....shit, I wont even get a thank you. I guess I should be happy I have a job. Oh well, I will take off this Friday instead probably, and since I normally have Mondays off, I will now have a 4 day weekend. Maybe one of those days I can sleep, or maybe I will go do something that makes me remember who I am. It has been a long time since I went hiking, or fishing, or just for a walk on the beach. Some of those things that make me who I am. Sure I go golfing and stuff now, but I haven't taken any quality grounding, me/alone time. Sometimes it is just nice to sit and be.

Oh well. When Kris comes, and I am sure he will, he can go fuck himself too. Blogstalking is so sad, and demented.


I feel better now.

If you're happy and you know it touch your happy place!

Ignoramus Extremus.

Why is it that I can pick stocks for the rest of you, yet I cannot make millions for myself? Perhaps you who invest via my input could donate some of your money to me? I'm just a poor boy, I need some sympathy, it certainly isnt easy come or easy go.........


Anyways, I don't blog enough. I should blog more, I have a plethora of crap to say, I just don't know that this is the proper venue.

I am currently looking into going into biz for myself. Not sure if I can handle the pressures of biz for self, marriage, and new kid all in one shot, so maybe I should just keep my government job, and be happy with that.....There isnt anything wrong with it, I just have a good idea, that I think can go somewhere. If you have an excess of money, and want a brain in your biz, I have a few ideas you can pay me for. They could make you rich, I just ask for shares or ownership privelages that entitle me to be well off, while you become a mega millionaire. Sounds fair doesnt it?

Once I sell this idea, I will work on how to download virtual sex acts from the internet. I am thinking that if you can be the first to figure out how to get people to download virtual blowjobs, you might be the richest man in the world.....Agree with the morality or not, you would be rich..

I am tired and sleepy. I think I will be for quite sometime. I don't much care for it. I need a weekend away, someone take me away....Calgon....are you listening?