Greater Vancouver Zoo

Welcome to the Greater Vancouver Zoo. You may remember it as a child being called the Vancouver Game Farm.

Things have changed a lot since the days of the game farm. Now here at the Zoo, we like to kill hippos and torture baby giraffes! Yes that's right. Why let these animals, that are so large and cumbersome survive. They only eat far too much food, and make far too much of a mess for our employees to clean up. So what we have decided to do is start an animal concentration camp. One where we will let Darwinism take full effect. Only the fittest will survive, and of course the ones we do not to any strange testing on. Right now, we are actually mating geriatric giraffes! This is great fun. The kids will love to see the suffering animals. Bring them all down, and if you are one of the lucky few you might just get to watch an animal die right before your eyes!

All this and more is waiting for you at the Greater Vancouver Zoo!

(Yeah, I have been on a negative rant lately. Go figure. I have no idea what brought it on, perhaps it is just bottled up hostility?)