NHL Draft and other tidbits.

I attended the NHL Draft this past weekend. Made it on to TSN as well. You can see me behind Napoleon Dynamite when the Flames picked him with there late first round pick. The kid had to be a goalie because he just didn't look the part of a hockey player. Funny story though. I had left the tickets for the draft securely locked in my desk at work. With no way to get into my desk on a weekend, we decided to go down to GM place and try to buy some tickets to get in. No luck. Sold Out. So we went to the great bar known as The Shark Club. Right on Beatty. Yes go there. Please, go there. Great food, great service. Hot Waitresses. (sexist remarks are allowed on draft days, I dont make the rules, I just follow them. ) Anyhow, we are drinking a pitcher, eating a pizza, when a guy approaches us, and asks who won the Argentina-Mexico game. We tell him and he is elated. Few minutes later, a group of East Indian males approach us in the empty bar, and ask if we are watching the draft. We confirmed we were, and at that point the guy pulls out a stack of tickets and says, " A couple of our friends are jerking us around. Here are a couple of tickets have a good time." Well well well...my tickets found me....so we went to the draft, saw Wayne Gretzky in person, had Randy Carlyle standing beside us, and intruded upon a conversation between Dave Nonis and Brian Burke. All through the draft my lips were flapping...I should mention we snuck down to sit with the players and agents. IT was great, I was making cheap shots the whole time about GM's I didnt like, and the agents were howling. Ahhhh ever the showman......But alas it was a good day. Free hot dogs, free tickets, and puck bunnies galore.

World Cup update.....Argentina and Portugal still look great. England and Italy still look horrible.

On the home front....My daughter is spectacular. I know all parents gloat about their baby...but this one doesnt cry. I mean sure she cries when she is hungry or gassy, but that is it. The rest of the time, she sits contently with her mommy or daddy, and just sits....I have to admit, when she gives you that little cute girl look, she gets anything she wants. I just go out and buy stuff on a whim if she smiles the right way. She is a spoiled little girl already, but I dont think she knows it yet. I have some time to curb that before she recognizes it.

My quick rants...The US needs to quit bitching when two of their soldiers are tortured. When you operate a secret prison on an island that doesn't want you there, and you do not let people in to see how they captives are being treated, and you are holding them illegally, you really dont have anything to bitch about. Turn about is fair play.

If you don't understand homosexuality, don't hate it. I don't understand cold fusion, but you dont see me out hating it! Fucking Cold Fusion, someone should kill all cold fusionists.....its unnatural.

Stephen Harper, you are still a moronic sack of shit. Until such time as you get a platform that makes some sense, I will consider you a sack of shit. So far you have handed out money, and pissed off the Aboriginal people of Canada.....not a good start really.

Stupid heat. Too Hot. Brain overloads.

I need something to blog about on a more continual basis. Perhaps I will start to post my deviant sexual thoughts just as a way to disturb you all. I mean, is there really anything wrong with rape fantasies, anal sex, and school girl uniforms???