The World According to Me

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Cut to the chase....

Sometimes it is just fun to say as much as you can in as short time as possible.....

My sex drive is higher then yours. I think I am going to have to vote Liberal. I don't think the Canucks are going to win the Cup. I think that Bush is a pain in the ass, and that when he leaves office, the world will be a better place. I think that you should shut the hell up about Gays and Lesbians, they have enough to worry about aside from you and your ignorance. I think that beer tastes better as you get older. I think the voting public of North America is truly ignorant. I think Surrey could be a lot nicer place if people tried to get along instead of force their views on others. I think McDonalds is better then Burger King, but Wendy's probably wins over them both. I think people need to be more giving in the sack. I think that viagra would be fun to try. I am worried I am going to be broke before the next two years are up. I worry I won't be a great father. I don't think my dad knows how great he is, was and could be. I wonder if people know how much I really do love them. I think sometimes people dont listen to me, because I brush too much off. I think stress is making me sick right now, but that it will go away soon. I wonder how many people actually read this blog. I would like to make a difference in the world. I think I would be a great politician. Sometimes I care too much. Sometimes I don't care enough. Whats a guy gotta do to get a hummer 'nthis town? I worry that religion poisons the mind of children. I think I am smarter then you. I never know when to use then and than. Sometimes my cockiness gets me in trouble. I sometimes get annoyed when you dont listen to me. Most people are morons. Some people know they are morons, and I like them better. Abortion is your choice, and the religious right should get their hands off your fucking uterus. Rape is an offence punishable by castration. Children need to grow up in a home that nurtures, be it a couple, a single parent, or a same sex couple. Teachers should shut the fuck up about not getting paid enough. BC Liberals are no better at governing. Sometimes I think suicide isnt such a bad way out. I know that I am too much a chicken to ever do it if things were that bad. I am going to love my baby. I am scared my baby won't love me. I think sometimes birds taunt me. I wish my kitty would go away so I could have a puppy.

Ok so I said a lot and it took a lot of space. I will leave you with this.

If a grenade was thrown into a room that had Bush in it, would anyone jump on it, and take the hit for him? I wonder that.....and sure, go ahead and say the Secret Service would....they didn't do it in Chechnya. Bush....go away....and take Cheney with you. He scares me too.

Oooh I know....ADD is not real, bad parenting is.

Thats about it.

1 Comments:

  • Love that one!!! i used to feel the same way about birds. thought they were taunting me because they could fly and i couldn't... like that made them special or something. Turns out that i used to lucid dream a lot as a child, and would fly and had a hard time separating real life from waking life, so i thought i could really fly until i as about twelve. When i found out i couldn't fly, i came to resent the birds for their special talents. But i have recently decided that birds are too cool to taunt me. I mean, they are flying around for pete's sake! They are so much cooler than us, that they don't even take the time to think about us. Now, i have a special affinity for birds (and i still believe i can fly, lol). My favourite bird happens to be the Canadian Goose, with its un-musical honking. I think it's the greatest sound... don't ask me why, it just pleases my ear. I can't wait until they migrate back here after the cold winter.

    Well, that was a little too much information about birds wasn't it?... sometimes i can't stop myself.

    Thanks for the blogging, i'll be back. Congrats to you and the wifey!

    al.

    By Blogger one L, at 5:59 AM  

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