MNF, Beer, and Blowjobs

It is one of the things that women just do not understand. The three go hand in hand in hand. You really can't enjoy any of the one to the fullest without the others. Granted, any one of them alone is acceptable, but you need all three for maximum effect. It is very similar to Louisianna right now. Sure, the hurricane was devestating, the levees broke, and FEMA was inadequate with its response. Any one of the items occuring, is an effective way to damage a city, but when combined, they create a perfect catastrophe. It is simply a matter of multiples. Now the Saints have nowhere to play. Why do we worry about the Saints at this time? I don't actually know. I am sick of hearing about how a sports team doesn't have home field advantage. As though somewhere there is a man in a flooded home in Louisianna just livid because the Saints are going to have to face unfriendly stadium noise. I mean sure, he has lost his home, his family, and his entire life, but he could probably manage just one more sad day if only he knew his Saints were ok.

Priorities people..... Blowjobs, Beer, and LAST Monday night football.....Jeezuz, get it straight!